"CATAPULT THE PROPOGANDA." -George W. Bush

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Bush Sheds A Single Tear

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There's a new joke going around. Have you heard it?

It features a Mister President George W. Bush, sitting in the Oval Office in the evening, being briefed on the day's events.

Secretary Rumsfeld is listing off the day's war dead: "...And of our international coalition, three Brazilians have been killed." As Rummy goes on to describe troop positions and possible upcoming scenarios, a look of horror darkens the President's face.

"Three Brazilians?" he stammers. "Killed?"

Rumsfeld, accustomed to seeing his boss yawn at the deaths of dozens, hesitates. "Well, yes, Mr. President. Three Brazilians are dead today."

"My God," says Bush, crossing himself, "that's terrible. Terrible!"

As Rumsfeld digests this curiously humanitarian reaction, a deep silence falls over the room.

Finally the President takes his head out of his hands and looks up.

"Donald," he begins.

"Yes, Mr. President?"

"One question."

"Yes, Mr. President?"

"...How much is a berzillion?"

MR

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"For men to search their own glory is not glory."
-Proverbs 25:27

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