Somebody Give This Man A Job, For the Public Good

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MUS
[Sung to the tune of the Beatles' "I'm Only Sleeping:"]

When I wake up early in the morning,
Lift my head, scratch my johnny –
What I’m dreaming of is not obscene;
Grab my coffee, hold the cream

Please don’t judge me,
You won’t budge me,
Take me as I am,
I’m only streaking…

Hey, if everybody thinks I’m looney
Least I don’t look like Andy Rooney,
Flopping everywhere at such a speed –
Do they mind? Yes indeed!

Please don’t spoil my day
My mohel's away
And after all, I’m only streaking…

[Br.]

Keeping an eye on the world while I shed my Speedo –
Taking my time…
Lying there with all my pores congealing,
Waiting for a streaky feeling!

[Ch.]

Please don’t spoil my day
My mohel's away
And after all,
I’m only streaking

[Br.]

Keeping an eye
On the world while I shed my Speedo –
Taking my time –

When I wake up early in the morning,
Lift my head, scratch my johnny –
What I’m dreaming of is not obscene;
Grab my coffee, hold the cream

Please don’t judge me,
You won’t budge me,
Take me as I am,
I’m only streaking…

[Thank you.]

MR

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"Baby, are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well, for starters I could pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance --
Well, golly, wouldn't that be fun..."
-Weird Al Yankovic