Solid Plastic Wood Comb

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Nice job, Alfonso Soriano. Show those suits who's boss. If you're spoiled million dollar ass can't hack it in the outfield now that an actual Major League (read: National League) team has traded for you, just cross your arms and say, "Yeah, José Vidro's an All Star over there. That's you guys' problem. You're not the boss of me."

Back to reality (oh, there goes gravity) where the Nationals have in fact commited three players and about ten million dollars to be the boss of him. Move to the stupid outfield. Do your stupid job.

Sabean: good going so far. Do what it takes to go that third year on Matt Morris (or Millwood, whichever.) Now offer DC's Jim Bowden Pedro Feliz, Brad Hennessey, and two young cow paddies for the Brad Wilkerson Left Handed First Baseman Sweepstakes consolation prize: Vidro.

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Got eight comments, or about eight more than normal (this means you, Cheesedick) on my "It Ain't Much" post a few days back. Here's two of them; the rest were similar.

brain wave said...
Hi Martin K. Rowicky, taking a little time today to see what plastic comb will send me to that is interesting. It Ain't Much, But It's All I've Got Left looks interesting and is a great read. Will also try plastic comb in my e-travels. Have a super day!

3.12.05


solid wood said...
Hi Martin K. Rowicky, taking a little time today to see what solid wood will send me to that is interesting. It Ain't Much, But It's All I've Got Left looks interesting and is a great read. Will also try solid wood in my e-travels. Have a super day!

3.12.05

...What the fuck is going on here? People are being taken in for millions of dollars a day by these, uh, e-travelers? Jesus. Flush your computer. Eat a tree.

MR

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